What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
What happens on Guam, is heard in Vegas, and LA, and San Jose, and Seattle, and....
So a family decided to hold a surprise birthday party for a member of the family. Invitations were sent to many people, with the words SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY prominently and unmistakably printed at the top.
One woman got her invitation in the mail, and, seeing the date of the party, felt so bad that it was the same time as a prior commitment.
She felt so bad....she called the birthday boy and said...."So sorry I cannot make it to your surprise birthday party tomorrow!"