An American was on Guam and went looking for his friend's house and got lost. He saw a man pasturing his carabao and pulled over to him.
"Sir, do you know the way to Mr. Aguon's house?"
"Yes," the Chamorro man said.
"Can you tell me how to get there?"
"One way is by car," the Chamorro man said.
"No, I mean can you tell me the directions so I can drive there?"
The Chamorro man said, "Yes. When you drive down this road, you will see a white, concrete house with a blue trim. That's not it. Keep going and make a left at the bus stop that's no longer there. Stick to the road and you won't miss it."