Sunday, September 30, 2012
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON GUAM WHEN...
I desperately needed to meet with the bride and groom. Their wedding was the very next day, and, due to travels, I wasn't able to meet them earlier.
I called the bride's cell phone late that night. "Where are you?"
She : "At the hotel banquet hall, arranging the tables and chairs for the reception."
Me : "Where's the groom?"
She : "In Umatac killing the pig."
How many stateside brides can say that?
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